A Sexy Adult Journey
Fuckbook.com | Why Am I Writing About it?
I get asked about a lot of different websites. Sometimes I get asked about how to best market a financial blog or how to gain subscribers to a healthy eating email list. Just recently, somebody asked me about some personal advice on a hookup site they were trying out for the first time. I had heard about sites like fling.com before, but he was interested in my take on the site Fuckbook.com. I had never heard of it before but I thought the name was clever.
I also had never tried a site like Fuckbook.com before, since I had been married most of my adult life. Now I’m 56 and was married for 30 years, but recently divorced so I was just as interested as he was in the efficacy of these sites.
When I first got there, I saw beautiful women littering the pages with their tits and ass’s. Needless to say, I liked what I saw. I was still skeptical though. I felt like there was too much being thrown my way for it to seem real. I mean, how many hot 23 year-old girls really want to have sex with an overweight 56 year-old man? Sure, I have a little money, but these are one-night stands and these girls must know I’d be sending them home afterwards.
The first night I set up my Fuckbook.com profile, I started getting messages immediately. Girls from all over my area were lighting up my inbox, which was a little fishy because I live in a fairly remote area. This was my first clue that everything wasn’t what it seemed.
So right away, I felt like I had been scammed. I was kind of pissed and tried to get my money back. They made it really hard to find out where to get my money back or even if I could. So then I thought to myself, maybe I should just go back online and search some of the ladies around my greater metropolitan area and send messages to realistic looking women.
This did the trick.
Once I got past the initial marketing phase and calmed down a bit, I found the site to be quite enjoyable and entertaining. I still wasn’t sure I’d meet any real women but I was enjoying the experience. It’s fun to think that sexy women want you even when you know it’s not real.
So, I put some work in. I started messaging just about every woman 40-60 years old around me. I even messaged the ugly ones just to see if they would respond. What I found was the uglier the woman, the more likely she was to respond. I know it sounds kind of mean, but I’m sure this is true for guys too.
After shaping and sculpting my intro message for a couple weeks, I started getting responses. There was this woman Gladys who was looking for fuck buddy and she was 65 years old. It was a little strange that this woman most would consider “old” is doing such a young thing. She was very sexy. She had this Sophia Loren thing going on that I find very intriguing. So I told her I would meet her for coffee. She said, “Why don’t you just come over?”
In all my years, I had never had a one-night stand. I couldn’t believe I was about to do it, and with an older woman!
I showed up too dressed up and with a rose and wine. She came to the door in a satin nightgown that showed her sexy legs. She told me how ridiculous I was for bringing a rose and asked if this was my first time doing this? It made me feel like Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate.
Then I heard footsteps down the steps and got really nervous. It was her roommate. She didn’t even tell me, but it was her and her roommate that wanted sex. They don’t advertise it as a threesome on Fuckbook.com because they’re worried they would get too many emails. It turns out she isn’t 65 either. She’s actually 51. This was another way of weeding out some guys.
Here I was about to embark in a threesome for the first time at my age. On one hand, this was awesome and it made me feel like a teenager again. On the other hand, I had wished I would’ve popped a Viagra before-hand just in case.
As it turns out, I didn’t need it. These two were so comfortable to be around and co confident. I was sure they had done this before to other bumbling guys like myself. We continued to please each other all night long and that was about a week ago. I don’t really know what to do now? Should I just text her again when I’m horny? I guess it’s a problem I’ll figure out on my own, but to answer the original question… yes, fuckbookcom is a really good idea as long as you stay open minded and are proactive.